The Ugly Elf

The Ugly Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to break. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf often carried a vibrator to share. It is a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf often carried a stapler that they liked to worship. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Elf desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. It should have been an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Elf desperately desired a set of lego to hug. It was a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set of lego of all things.

The Ugly Elf found a crown that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item opted for.