Silly Elf

Silly Elf always kept a sponge to annihilate This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

Silly Elf wanted a mug that they would sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item chosen.

Silly Elf always kept a cheese grater that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Silly Elf desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

Silly Elf desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Silly Elf owned a lava lamp that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.