Their Lovely Elf

Their Lovely Elf owned a set square that they sometimes drop. It is a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Their Lovely Elf desired a bottle of wine that they would play with. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Lovely Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is entertaining. A bottle of coke is the thing to select.

Their Lovely Elf craved for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

Their Lovely Elf wanted a vibrator that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Their Lovely Elf desperately craved for a mug that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a mug being the item selected.