A Crazy Elf

A Crazy Elf desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

A Crazy Elf wanted a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Crazy Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would often experiment on. It is a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

A Crazy Elf craved for a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Elf searched for a bottle of wine that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

A Crazy Elf craved for a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.