The Talented Elf

The Talented Elf always carried a bat that they liked to demolish. It would have been an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf often carried a rubber johnny to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. A rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Talented Elf often carried a helmet that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Elf desperately needed a computer that they would break. One might consider this to be a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

The Talented Elf had a pint of cider that they liked to share. This seems a fairly funny thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Talented Elf needed a set of lego to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.