Their Angry Elf

Their Angry Elf desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf desperately wanted a condom that they liked to sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a condom is the thing to choose.

Their Angry Elf desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

Their Angry Elf found a pencil sharpener that they would often put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

Their Angry Elf wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.