Her Curious Elf

Her Curious Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would often demolish. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Her Curious Elf always kept a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Her Curious Elf desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Her Curious Elf owned a stapler that they sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was amazing. A stapler was the chosen item.

Her Curious Elf always kept a sword that they would often share. One might say this is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.

Her Curious Elf carried a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.