My Beautiful Elf

My Beautiful Elf had a melon to play with. It would be an extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a melon having that done to it

My Beautiful Elf owned a spade to experiment on. It would be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Elf had a bag of flour that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Elf desperately wanted a big sponge that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Elf craved for a chocolate bar that they would often worship. This seems to be a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

My Beautiful Elf carried a helmet that they would eat. It is considered to be a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item chosen.