Their Green Elf

Their Green Elf had a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Their Green Elf always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Green Elf desperately needed a pen that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a pen was the item that was selected.

Their Green Elf desperately desired a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword being the item selected.

Their Green Elf had a set of lego that they liked to hug. It was a fairly odd proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

Their Green Elf always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.