The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Elf carried a ball to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the item opted for.

The Boring Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Boring Elf desperately wanted a vibrator that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Boring Elf always had with them a little monkey to demolish. It would be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they would smash. It should be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego being the item selected.