My Colourful Elf

My Colourful Elf carried a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

My Colourful Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Elf searched for a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It is a bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

My Colourful Elf looked for a pint of beer that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Colourful Elf needed a cup that they would play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

My Colourful Elf owned a set square to annihilate It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be out of this world. Honestly, a set square is the item that was chosen.