His Crypting Elf

His Crypting Elf desired a pint of beer that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Elf wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally throw. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

His Crypting Elf desperately looked for a set of lego that they would often throw. It should have been a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Crypting Elf often carried a helmet that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

His Crypting Elf craved for a melon that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Elf carried a dildo that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was chosen.