The Handsome Elf

The Handsome Elf desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Elf carried a rubber chicken to smash. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Elf craved for a cup to experiment on. One might say this is a different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a cup was the chosen item.

The Handsome Elf desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Elf carried a cup that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a funny operation, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a cup being the item opted for.

The Handsome Elf always kept a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.