His Blue Elf

His Blue Elf always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf always kept a dildo to share. It should be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Blue Elf searched for a tomato that they liked to annihilate It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the chosen thing.

His Blue Elf found a bottle of wine that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A bottle of wine being the item opted for.

His Blue Elf desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It was a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

His Blue Elf wanted a cheese grater to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.