Boring Elf

Boring Elf searched for a bag of poop to hug. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

Boring Elf always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Boring Elf owned a little monkey that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

Boring Elf desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be miraculous. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

Boring Elf desperately looked for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might be a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

Boring Elf needed a radiator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.