Anxious Elf

Anxious Elf carried a bottle of beer that they would put up their bum. It was an astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

Anxious Elf craved for a block of cheese that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be breathtaking. A block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Anxious Elf looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be awesome. A cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Anxious Elf searched for a pen that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

Anxious Elf owned a dildo to share. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Anxious Elf looked for a cup that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a cup having that done to it