Her Depressed Elf

Her Depressed Elf wanted a CD player to hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

Her Depressed Elf desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Her Depressed Elf searched for a ball that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

Her Depressed Elf desperately desired a radiator that they liked to embrace. It is a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

Her Depressed Elf desperately craved for a mug that they liked to drop. It would have been an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a mug of all things.

Her Depressed Elf often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.