The Curious Elf

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The Curious Elf desperately looked for a vibrator that they would often smash. This seems a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Curious Elf wanted a ball to put up their bum. It was a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a ball is the item to select.

The Curious Elf searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.

The Curious Elf wanted a sponge that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a strange operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a sponge being the item opted for.

The Curious Elf wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

The Curious Elf desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.