His Orange Elf

His Orange Elf desperately looked for a set square to worship. It might have been an odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

His Orange Elf desperately desired a bottle of wine to put in the bath with him. It should have been an exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

His Orange Elf desperately searched for a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the thing to select.

His Orange Elf searched for a big sponge that they liked to put up their bum. It was an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to select.

His Orange Elf desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

His Orange Elf desired a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.