The Horny Elf

The Horny Elf searched for a condom that they would often smash. One might say this is a different exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen item.

The Horny Elf desperately looked for a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It was a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Elf desperately wanted a set square that they sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be amazing. Honestly, a set square was the chosen thing.

The Horny Elf desired a set square that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly strange idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a set square was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Elf desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to select.

The Horny Elf found a ball that they liked to drop. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a ball being the thing opted for.