A Green Elf

A Green Elf desperately looked for a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

A Green Elf had a can of coke that they liked to share. One might say this is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

A Green Elf often carried a cup that they would sometimes share. It was an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A cup would be the item that was selected.

A Green Elf desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was epic. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Green Elf carried a CD player that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a CD player is the item to choose.

A Green Elf searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.