Her Cheerful Elf

Her Cheerful Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

Her Cheerful Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It is a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Cheerful Elf desperately searched for a big sponge that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Her Cheerful Elf craved for a pen that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen thing.

Her Cheerful Elf often carried a rubber johnny that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is an extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

Her Cheerful Elf desired a custard pie to worship. It was considered to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Honestly, a custard pie being the chosen thing.