Their Scary Elf

Their Scary Elf desperately needed a sword that they liked to experiment on. It would have been a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword of all things.

Their Scary Elf always kept a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Their Scary Elf craved for a radiator to sleep with. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Elf wanted a crown that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be out of this world. Strangely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Elf craved for a rubber chicken to hug. It is a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be fun. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.

Their Scary Elf found a computer that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a fairly original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a computer having that done to it