A Grumpy Elf

A Grumpy Elf always kept a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It should be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Grumpy Elf found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a weird operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Elf desperately craved for a helmet that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Elf desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Elf often carried a melon that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Grumpy Elf desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.