The Cute Elf

The Cute Elf owned a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Elf looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Elf had a piece of paper that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Elf craved for a rubber johnny that they would often play with. This seems a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

The Cute Elf carried a porno magazine that they would play with. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Cute Elf desperately desired a magic 8 ball to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.