His Purple Elf

His Purple Elf desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It would be a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Purple Elf desperately needed a sponge that they liked to share. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Elf wanted a condom that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly new exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Elf looked for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally annihilate This seems a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Purple Elf always carried a wig that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an original operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the chosen thing.

His Purple Elf desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.