Their Worrisome Elf

Their Worrisome Elf looked for a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately craved for a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the chosen thing.

Their Worrisome Elf desired a wig to eat. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Worrisome Elf carried a sponge that they sometimes worship. It would be a fairly strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item opted for.