The Funny Elf

The Funny Elf always carried a crown that they liked to break. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Funny Elf always kept a painting of a melon to annihilate It might be a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Elf wanted a computer to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Elf searched for a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It is a surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a mug being the item selected.

The Funny Elf desired a pencil sharpener to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Funny Elf looked for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a strange operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator being the thing opted for.