His Colourful Elf

His Colourful Elf looked for a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

His Colourful Elf always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a funny idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

His Colourful Elf desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny of all things.

His Colourful Elf desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Colourful Elf always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a strange thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was exciting. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

His Colourful Elf craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.