The Chinese Elf

The Chinese Elf always carried a hat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Elf owned a bottle of wine that they would put on his head. It should have been a curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Elf desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf looked for a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf had a block of cheese that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is magnificent. A block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Elf found a sponge that they would occasionally break. It was an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.