A Anxious Elf

A Anxious Elf often carried a dildo to annihilate It might have been a fairly new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Anxious Elf desperately craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was fun. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

A Anxious Elf desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

A Anxious Elf always kept a crown that they would sometimes break. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a crown being the item selected.

A Anxious Elf found a helmet that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Anxious Elf often carried a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A ball of all things.