Boring Elf

Boring Elf carried a custard pie that they would hug. It should have been an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

Boring Elf desired a stretchman that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Boring Elf needed a computer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf desired a wig to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a strange activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was chosen.

Boring Elf always kept a crown that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.