The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf desired a helmet that they sometimes worship. It is considered to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be spectacular. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Elf owned a block of cheese to sleep with. This is certainly an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Depressed Elf needed a mug that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Elf always kept a painting of a melon that they liked to drop. It was a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Depressed Elf desperately craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a weird operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Elf owned a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.