My Talented Elf

My Talented Elf found a can of coke that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

My Talented Elf often carried a condom that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Elf owned a cup that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a bizarre proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was awesome. A cup was the item that was opted for.

My Talented Elf desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

My Talented Elf desired a bat that they would sometimes smash. It is a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

My Talented Elf had a rubber johnny that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.