Their Curious Elf

Their Curious Elf always kept a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is simply life. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

Their Curious Elf desperately looked for a dildo to share. It would have been a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Their Curious Elf desperately looked for a spade to play with. It might have been a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

Their Curious Elf desired a toilet brush to put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Their Curious Elf craved for a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

Their Curious Elf wanted a tomato that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to select.