A Ugly Elf

A Ugly Elf desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would often drop. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Elf looked for a pen that they would annihilate It was considered to be an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a pen being the chosen item.

A Ugly Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes share. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Elf desired a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Ugly Elf always kept a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

A Ugly Elf desperately searched for a condom that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.