His Hungry Elf

His Hungry Elf had a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

His Hungry Elf desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Hungry Elf searched for a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is simply life. A sword being the thing selected.

His Hungry Elf carried a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Hungry Elf searched for a can of coke to experiment on. It would be a fairly new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Hungry Elf desperately needed a bag of poop that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.