Colourful Elf

Colourful Elf searched for a spade that they would hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be sublime. A spade was the item that was opted for.

Colourful Elf looked for a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was opted for.

Colourful Elf desperately needed a piece of paper that they would share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Elf always kept a crown that they sometimes worship. It should have been an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be amazing. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

Colourful Elf desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Colourful Elf wanted a bottle of beer that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.