The Exciting Elf

The Exciting Elf looked for a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a new operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Elf desperately looked for a helmet that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Elf often carried a mug to put down their trousers. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Elf desired a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. It would be a new action, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Exciting Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to break. This could be considered an original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Elf owned a sword that they would throw. It was a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.