The Foolish Elf

The Foolish Elf craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. This seems a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elf always kept a hat that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Elf had a crown to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf desired a can of Dr Pepper to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elf wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It might be a strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.

The Foolish Elf needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to opt for.