Her Magical Elf

Her Magical Elf craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Magical Elf desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they liked to play with. It was a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

Her Magical Elf often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. A pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Elf desperately wanted a sword to throw. It was a surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was epic. A sword is the thing to choose.

Her Magical Elf desperately desired a set square that they liked to demolish. It should have been a new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Elf wanted a vibrator to experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.