Big Elf

Big Elf desperately wanted a set square to break. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to select.

Big Elf desperately needed a bat that they sometimes smash. It is an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat being the item selected.

Big Elf desperately desired a stapler that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a strange operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing to select.

Big Elf desperately needed a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

Big Elf always carried a pen that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

Big Elf looked for a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.