The Famous Elf

The Famous Elf desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

The Famous Elf needed a sponge that they liked to drop. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Famous Elf owned a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a curious thought, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

The Famous Elf needed a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea was stunning. A set square would be the thing that was opted for.

The Famous Elf desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to share. It should have been a fairly odd action, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Famous Elf craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes demolish. It was a curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.