My Eccentric Elf

My Eccentric Elf had a mug that they would rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Elf needed a set square to throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square of all things.

My Eccentric Elf desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally drop. It might have been an unusual idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

My Eccentric Elf always carried a little monkey that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Elf wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Elf found a piece of paper that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.