His Naughty Elf

His Naughty Elf desired a teapot to cuddle. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to select.

His Naughty Elf searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Elf found a set square that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

His Naughty Elf desperately wanted a ball that they would break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a ball is the item to opt for.

His Naughty Elf wanted a helmet that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Naughty Elf always kept a crown that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing opted for.