My Dodgy Elf

My Dodgy Elf always had with them a big sponge to sit and look at. It was a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

My Dodgy Elf wanted a ball that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. A ball being the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Elf desired a lava lamp to demolish. It is considered to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

My Dodgy Elf desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Dodgy Elf always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the item to select.

My Dodgy Elf always carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.