A Unusual Elf

A Unusual Elf searched for a dildo to demolish. It should have been a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Unusual Elf desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Elf desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to rub on his belly. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

A Unusual Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Unusual Elf desperately needed a condom that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

A Unusual Elf always kept a melon that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be miraculous. Honestly, a melon being the item selected.