Their Worrisome Elf

Their Worrisome Elf often carried a can of Tango to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

Their Worrisome Elf searched for a condom that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A condom being the item selected.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put on his head. It might have been a funny exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was fun. Honestly, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would embrace. It should be a different idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

Their Worrisome Elf desperately desired a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels it was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot is the item to choose.

Their Worrisome Elf craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to most, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.