The Round Elf

The Round Elf desperately looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

The Round Elf owned a cup that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A cup being the thing opted for.

The Round Elf always had with them a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Round Elf wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Round Elf owned a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Round Elf always had with them a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.