Their Grumpy Elf

Their Grumpy Elf wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Elf always kept a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was magnificent. A melon was the thing that was opted for.

Their Grumpy Elf always had with them a crown that they would sometimes play with. It is a surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Elf desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Their Grumpy Elf always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Their Grumpy Elf found a pint of beer that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.